=> ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = [
    "username" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "password",
    "privileges" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "localhost",
    "port" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "localhost",
    "port" => "123456",
    "host" => "root",
    "permissions" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => true,
    "log_level" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "low",
    "liability" => true,
    "log_level" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "password",
    "privileges" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "123456",
    "host" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "low",
    "liability" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "password",
    "privileges" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => true,
    "log_level" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
#config file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
#config file contents:
network {
  level debug
  # logs all activity to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# server config